random joke :

a guy goes over to his friend's house, ring the bell, and the wife answers.

"Hi, is Tony home?"

"No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if i wait?"

"No, come in."

they sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts i have ever seen. I'd give you one hundred bucks if i could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell- a hundred bucks. She open her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see both of them. I'll give u another hundred bucks if i could just see both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, then says he cant wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says,"You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says " Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"